Toddler Talk

Unrelated photo of Ev with her American Girl doll in matching jammies.

Apparently it has been a year since I posted one of these. You can see old ones here. Everly has been saying funny things for a year, don't worry, I guess I just got occupied with the 2nd child and wasn't documenting them enough. Anyways, there were a couple of funny things she said recently that I made a point to document so enjoy:

-While I was trying on bras at Victoria's Secret last week she commented on the different bras as "gorgeous."

-While in the backseat of my car, she referred to her sister as "mamacita."

-While napping on the top bunk of her bed I woke her up and she said:

E: I was pretending I was at church. (Points to a Stich (Lilo & Stitch) figurine). This is Joseph and I am Mary.

Me: Where is baby Jesus?

E: In my belly.

-While holding my hand and walking in to school Monday morning:

E: This is fun. (Not funny but super cute/sweet).

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It's been a while since I posted some funny things that Everly has been saying lately so here is a cute picture of her before school this morning and some funny conversations...

-Talking about lunch on the drive to school...

Me: Everly what are you having for lunch today?
Ev: I don't know.
Me: Remember, a sandwich?
Ev: No what's it called?
Me: A sandwich.
Ev: No! What's it called?
Me: Oh, a bologna sandwich.
Ev: Yea, like Tony Bologna.

-Talking to her about her day after school. The transition has been tough at times and you want them to have fun so this was sweet...

Me: Did you take a nap at school?
Everly: Yea with Cassie. (I have no idea who Cassie is)
Me: Is Cassie your friend?
Everly: Yea.

-Everly playing her piano that she got for Christmas...

Ev: My musical is so proud.

-And lately with everything that I tell her, it becomes a secret. We will be talking on the phone with my mom and I will say, "Everly, tell Grandma where we are going this weekend." She says, "No! It's a secret."

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Everly was having quite the chatty night earlier this week. It is so funny to see her get so worked up when she is rambling. Luckily I was able to catch some on video:

 

I have no idea what prompted that and although I am laughing at it, I did talk to her after and tell her that killing is not nice.

 

After bath time, there was this:

 

 

 

Initially we had no idea where this came from but later found out that Everly's babysitter's daughter read her a book about a pigsty and we are guessing that was what prompted this. It is funny though because she didn't even think Everly was listening while she read it and it was the week before this rant happened. What she picks up and how her little brain works is so funny. Love this stage! 

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I am horrible about documenting all of the hilarious things that Everly says but I did manage to write a couple down this week. They are both money related, which should not be a surprise considering Justin is a banker and I work in an accounting office.

Everly to us: I need to go shopping.
Me: You need to go shopping?
Everly: Yea.
Me: What do you need to buy?
Everly: Monies.
Justin: Can you get me some? 


Everly: Can I have $50 dollars?
Me: For what?
Everly: 20 minutes.

Also, the picture at the top is from when I gave Everly her taco salad for dinner this week and she looked at me and asked, "Where is the guacamole?" Girl knows what she wants, I guess.

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We have definitely entered that hilarious toddler stage. Sometimes she just says the funniest things and I have been trying to type them in my phone to remember to share them here. Here are a few recent ones:

 

-Last night we were coming downstairs after shower time and she yells to Justin, "Papa, papa! I'm alive."

 

-She still sleeps with a pacifier and I always make her take it out right when she wakes up. The other morning she put it back in her mouth and I said binkies are for babies. She said, "No they're not. That's not true."

 

-Right before I took that picture above she was talking to her baby and saying, "Baby, wake up. Wake up, baby. Baby, talk to me."

 

Haha!